sextronautt:

panic! at the deadline

I’M GONNA BEAT UP WHOEVER WROTE THIS CALCULUS REVIEW BOOK I SWEAR TO GOD

posted 2 days ago

spockoandjimjim replied to your post “i need to see the winter soldier”

DOING ANYTHING FRIDAY?

SADLY I HAVE FRISBEE

BUT SATURDAY???

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

i need to see the winter soldier

221bbakerstreetissherlocked:

byronpunk:

jadebloods:

scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

flockkofcrows:

As far as I know, Christina hasn’t cried since we got here, but now her face crumples and she lets out a sob that is louder than the river. Another wave hits the wall and the spray coats her body. One of the droplets hits my cheek. Her hands slip again, and this time, one of them falls from the railing, so she’s hanging by four fingertips.

Would I even be strong enough to hold on to her? Would it be worth my effort to try to help her if I know I’m too weak to do any good?

I know what those questions are: excuses.

Wizarding Logic
  • Sirius: Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
  • Hagrid: No, Dumbledore says you can't.
  • Sirius: But, legally, I-
  • Hagrid: No.
  • Aurors: Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
  • Sirius: But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
  • Aurors: No.
  • Sirius: Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
  • Aurors: Dumbledore says you did it.
  • Sirius: But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
  • Aurors: You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.
#hp
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Currently reading:
The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer by Michelle Hodkin (which atm is really just annoying me so)

Currently watching:
Pushing Daisies, episode 2

I watch shows really slowly you can deal with it.


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