You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography
s2 sarah would have saved beth childs
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
//ok sorry folks im done spamming for now i will do the rest tomorrow
WH Y DO YOU DO THIS
Cuddle sam tyler
Date john simm (shy nerd prevails)
Incinerate the master, he is evil after all
Date Cosima (why is this always an option, you know what i’m going to choose. not complaining though)
Incinerate homestuck (so sorry homestuck.. but bye)
Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas
ORPHAN BLACK SEASON 2 MY GOD
Cute sidebar doodle by the actual master