anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

#me

hammer-of-zillyhoo:

I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography

dachelruncan:

s2 sarah would have saved beth childs

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

//ok sorry folks im done spamming for now i will do the rest tomorrow

posted 9 hours ago
the-timelord-from-1973 asked: "john simm, sam tyler, the master (YOU CANT ESCAPE NOW AHAHA)"

WH Y DO YOU DO THIS

Cuddle sam tyler

Date john simm (shy nerd prevails)

Incinerate the master, he is evil after all

posted 9 hours ago
Anonymous asked: "pikachu, cosima, the entire webcomic of homestuck"

Cuddle pikachu

Date Cosima (why is this always an option, you know what i’m going to choose. not complaining though)

Incinerate homestuck (so sorry homestuck.. but bye)

posted 9 hours ago
sxldato asked: "cuddle, date, incinerate: cosima, helena, beth"

well fuck i dont want to incinerate anyone now

Cuddle: Helena

Date: Cosima

Incinerate: Beth (I’M SO SORRY)

posted 9 hours ago
updates

Currently reading:
Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas

Currently watching:
ORPHAN BLACK SEASON 2 MY GOD


credits

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